Crack is Wack

There is a reason that our butts are behind us. No one wants to see their own butt let alone anyone else’s. How is it an every day occurrence that some people can not keep the sight of their hineys from others? Really though, 75% of girl’s outfits these days show off CRACK. How hard is it to pull your pants up before you sit down as to keep your body parts to yourself?

Buy a belt. And remember, as Whitney Houston says..

"Crack is Wack"

On Fire

Maybe they were trying to go for something reminiscent of the sun, or camp fire, or a hot dog smothered in ketchup and mustard. I didn't know you could tie dye leather, but her Gucci clutch does coordinate well. Maybe she had this specially designed to make hailing a cab easier for big city life. I know my retinas are burning but yet I cannot look away.

It's a little breezy in here

I noticed that on a college campus there are many who dare to bare it all when it comes to wearing shorts. I thought it might be restricted to silly college students...BUT NO!

While at the grocery store last week I saw a woman who looked like she was in her 70's wearing shorts that came up to her bust line and were so short you could see some hiney cheek...yeah, HINEY CHEEK!!

It was Daisy Dukes gone waaay wrong.

After throwing up in my mouth three times I had to highly resist the urge to go up to the bum bearing granny and inform her (for all of humanity's sake) that she is not Britney, and no, that does not look good!! ew.ew.ew.

Lesson: If you're ever wearing shorts and think "hmm...why is my hiney so cold?"

RUN HOME AND TRASH THEM!

A Hott Mess

i personally LURVE this ensamble. she is rockin' those shorts, and the matching bag and shoes kick A!!! shame she forgot her shirt but how else do you think us girls get free drinks??? um...helllllloooooooow!!!

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